Keller + Church = Hilarious

Keller is loving Primary these days. He attends his Sunbeam class [all the kids age 3] & must be listening:

*He started singing the popular Primary song, "I Belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints" to me the other day. Funny that he thinks it states "I Belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Ladder Saturdays".

*While sitting with me while the sacrament was being passed last week I was trying to teach him about reverence -- that we sit quietly and think about Jesus. Keller than whispered in my ear, "Where does Jesus live?" I answered, "Heaven." Then Kel asked, "Where does Jesus work?"

*Keller saw a picture of the Earth on Chad's phone. He then said, "Daddy, that's the Earth. God made the Earth. God sent a prophet called Adam to live in a place called Eben [close enough...Eden]. Adam helped things grow." Chad & I both looked at each other with our jaws dropped.

Bless those Primary leaders!