These are all the reasons I am not a good Mormon wife:
*I don't own an SLR camera to take gorgeous pictures of my child or have a photography blog or business on the side.
*We don't have our family pictures taken around an old-fashioned truck or railroad tracks. We've never even had decent family pictures taken.
*I can't bake bread. In fact, I'm lucky to get a decent batch of frozen Rhodes Rolls to work.
*I hate BYU sports. I refuse to watch. I refuse to make blue cookies or punch to watch said BYU sports.
*I couldn't dream of canning. Freezer jam is as far as I go.
*A garden? Ha! I can't keep houseplants alive.
*I would have no idea how to sew my own designer curtains.
Be not offended by my observations. Sometimes I don't fit the mold. Sometimes I make myself laugh at my attempts. Thought you might have a laugh too!